What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
16.06.2025 09:53
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Has anyone ever had sex with their cousin? How did it start, and would you do it again?
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Have you ever had sex with sisters?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Why is social media so anti-fee speech, and have they become total BS?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
What is a good habit and what is bad one?
No way
Thumbs down again.
No go.
If an abortion doesn’t affect you, why do people make it a big deal?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...